I’m in lesbians with you
– Scott Pilgrim (via swiftystew) Via I solemnly swear that I'm up to no goodWhite Americans, what?
Nothing better to do?
Why don’t you kick yourself out?
You’re an immigrant too.
Who’s usin’ who?
What should we do?
Well you can’t be a pimp
And a prostitute too.
(Source: d0rsia)






